Wanted

WANTED

SEVERAL CLONES

In need of a clone to handle all my daily household duties... to include, but not limited to: doing laundry, washing dishes, picking up the general clutter that conitnues to accumulate, get dinner on the table, clean the toilets daily (esp. in the kids' bathroom), make beds.

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Need a clone to tend to the children while the other clone cleans the house. Must be good with babies and elementary school homework. Read stories, play games, give razzberries.

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Need a clone to deal with my blogging past-time. Must be able to give full attention to both reading and keeping up with all the blogs I enjoy, while also coming up with intereting and amusing topics to post about.

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Need a clone to take care of all my "wifely duties" for those days (which means every day of the week) when I'm to tired to take care of business.

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Need a clone to go to work for me four days a week. Must be friendly, knowledgable, considerate, computer literate, awake, have ability to endure boring situations.

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(then I just have to decide what to do with myself first!)