stick a fork in me and call me DONE

I'm just done.
done being a mommy.
done being a wife.
done being a maid.
done being a chauffer.
done making schedules.
done being a cook.
done being a bottle washer.
done being an employee.
done making lists.
done paying bills.
done grocery shopping.
done being broke.
done trying to get my monkeys to take a nap.
done with personal hygiene.
done with scooping cat poop.


I'm too selfish for the life I'm leading.

I need a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific with an endles supply of cute notebooks and ink pens, trashy romance novels and In n Out cheeseburgers.