Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I really enjoyed this one....

Athiest Holiday
This is living proof that every moron in the world has a right to petition the court--and tie it up with foolishness.
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!
In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!
'The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!
'The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday! '
The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'
The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday!
Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!


Merrianne said...

i guess that Judge Told Him, didn't he!?!?!?! lol!!!!!!!

Kristina P. said...

Too funny!

gigi said...

Good one, love it!

Jenny said...

LOL....I go away to come back to see your blog looking fresh. Love the blue color and the blog header design.

The Judds said...

LOL! Great comeback :0)

I hope you don't think I've abandoned you! I miss visiting your cute blog. I have neglected my poor little blog lately too. Why oh why aren't there like 10 more hours in the day?!? Hope all is well :0)

BTW...I loved your tapeworm diet post! That's just nasty!!!

backandthen said...

This is hilarious. Thank you for this one.