Mirror mirror on the wall,
Why do you make me look so small?
When in all reality,
I'm the size of a small city!!
Ok, so what's the deal with my bathroom mirror??????
I look GOOD in my bathroom mirror. It's very generous and kind.
When I go anywhere else, and see myself in other mirrors--not so much. There, I see the wrinkles, the broken ends on my hair, the thick calves, the extra weight. (And we won't even talk about the honesty the camera dishes out).
Does anybody else have a lying mirror?