Friday, May 1, 2009

Yeah, but I'm still glad I'm a woman...


Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too ‘icky.’
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.


Kristina P. said...

So, so true!

April said...

OMG....Totally true.

Jan the crazy lady said...

I need to buy some camo. Maybe that will help.

Anonymous said...

this is right on the money!!!!!!!! i am sitting here reading this and nodding my head over & over again!!!!

i need to be more like men in SOME ways.... i think i would be less stressed!!!!!!!!!

Laura said...

You said it!

Anonymous said...

Have you been to yet?

Mother Goose said...

love it, and you can pee standing up!

gigi said...

Yeah, you nailed it!

Cherie said...

This totally is the way it is, but why? I would still rather be a woman but where did we go wrong??
Who was our ancestors that said 'Yeah, we'll do it all!".

Lisa Loo said...

sooooooosadly true and very funny!

The Foulgers said...

True dat! That list was so cute!