Saturday, August 9, 2008

got this in an email

butt dust

What, you ask, is 'Butt Dust?' Kids have wonderfully imaginative minds! Read on and you'll discover the joy! These must be original & genuine. No adult is this creative!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
A Sunday sermon this Mom will never forget... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year-old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
Spread the Smiles!!!


Rod and LaDawn said...

Too cute - Love that last one :) BTW, You've been a busy little blogger lately. Love the collages. You'll have to teach me how to do that now too!

Mikki said...

Those are from You download their stuff, then you can play around with your pics and make collages like that one, plus a few others. Pretty cool. Also really cool is I haven't seen anything there for collages, but you can do lots of cool stuff with your pictures.

Laura said...

Out of the mouths of babes . . . . butt dust - I've got lots of dust all over my house - I'm not sure if it is butt dust or not!

michelle said...

Oh, these made me laugh so hard!

Sher said...

I LOVE this! The world is made clearer through the eyes of our children!
I love their innocent little questions.
And I could talk to my 4 yr old
ALL day...he says the funniest things!

Nicole said...

That was so cute, kids say the funniest things I love it.

Anonymous said...

oh. my. goodness!! these are HIIIILARIOUS!!!!

The Foulgers said...

That was so cute, it put a smile on my face!

Shimmy Mom said...

Too cute. I'm always amazed with what kids will say! Thanks for the laugh.

Her Shabbyness: Sweet 'n Southern said...

Hilarious! The child proof cap one is probably my favorite! I can totally picture that in my mind!