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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Wanted

WANTED
SEVERAL CLONES
In need of a clone to handle all my daily household duties... to include, but not limited to: doing laundry, washing dishes, picking up the general clutter that conitnues to accumulate, get dinner on the table, clean the toilets daily (esp. in the kids' bathroom), make beds.
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Need a clone to tend to the children while the other clone cleans the house. Must be good with babies and elementary school homework. Read stories, play games, give razzberries.
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Need a clone to deal with my blogging past-time. Must be able to give full attention to both reading and keeping up with all the blogs I enjoy, while also coming up with intereting and amusing topics to post about.
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Need a clone to take care of all my "wifely duties" for those days (which means every day of the week) when I'm to tired to take care of business.
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Need a clone to go to work for me four days a week. Must be friendly, knowledgable, considerate, computer literate, awake, have ability to endure boring situations.
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(then I just have to decide what to do with myself first!)

7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Let me know when you find one, so I can buy one too.

Christa said...

I tried using a "decoy" type of mom at my house. Kind of like a mannequin. I just stood it in the middle of the room and hoped that it would fool my family. They sniffed around it for a couple of minutes, but didn't buy it. If you find a reputable source for clones, please let me know.

MERRIANNE said...

oooh girl! you so funny!!!

and i love your header!!!! that is so cute!!!!

ok....

WHat exactly are "WIFELY DUTIES".... Hmmm?????

you're awesome Mikki....seriously!! ha haaaaa!!!

one of these days i'm gonna head to Vegas and you & are gonna have some FUN!

Shimmy Mom said...

I could use a few of those around here. When you figure that one out let me know!
*hugs*

Laura said...

You don't realize how much you do until you write it down! And I'm sure you forgot a bunch of stuff too! Show this list to your hubby and kids so you can be appreciated even more!

Sher said...

Where do I sign up?

the mama hood said...

Do they make them for childbirth? lol! jk! Love this post! You are so hilarious!! ROFL!!