Monday, September 1, 2008

My Philosophy of housecleaning

Especially for the Ladies !

I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet mealswhen I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young andI want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!



Laura said...

I've got weeds the size of trees, so you know I don't pull weeds! Funny thing - I agree with every one of these!

Happy Labor Day!

Anonymous said...

This is SOO FUNNY!!!

i need to print this & frame it!!!

Mikki said...

Cute idea Merrianne. If I were really talented I'd do it up in needlework. Oh well!

Sher said...

I love this! And I did have some great Lazy time today.
I would've played all day, if not for the rain.

tammy said...

LOL - I love this!