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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Gonna' be a bear (another great email)

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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.

8 comments:

Her Shabbyness: Sweet 'n Southern said...

Ditto that!

I could use some hibernation right now...I am sleeply... and I have been noshing on Halloween candy lately... hmm..

Jenn said...

Ooooo, tempting for sure. There's nothing about a mama bear's life that I don't like. Maybe the hairy legs part.

~The Robin's Nest~ said...

Love this! So funny but so true!
Robin~♥

Rebecca said...

HAHAHA!!!!

That's AWESOME!

MERRIANNE said...

aaahhh yes Mikki! you have got the RIGHT IDEA!!!! i wanna be a bear, too!!!!

Richelle said...

Hey, that sounds good! :)

Sheri said...

I could so be a bear to. MY extra pounds wouldn't matter, yeah.

Shimmy Mom said...

LOL, Oh, I'm so comin' back with you. Too funny. Great post.
*hugs*